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    Quote Originally Posted by Unca Walt View Post
    Pore bastid din even get bus money.

    A lousy $122,400.

    It's getting scary; he decided to go pro 12 years ago, and he has only won $33,538,346 in prize money.

    He's been averaging a quarter million simoleans a month since then.

    Meh.

    I suspose this'll hafta do until he gets a real job.
    33m just about covers the cost of the birdmonsters
    Not looking for trouble? What a horrible way to live! ~Cpt Jack Sparrow

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    All that money and Brandt can't buy health.
    He withdrew from his second Major of the year , PGA Championship at Quail Hollow.
    Get well soon Mr. Snedeker. The PGA needs you!..

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    O SHITDAMNHELL, Spinal!!!

    D'you happen to know why/what busted?

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    "You have to prepare to die to really understand how to live".

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    Brandt Snedeker will miss a second straight major championship as he continues to recover from a rib injury.

    Congratulations to Justin Thomas , PGA winner 2017.
    Couldn't happen to a better kid.

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    That is a true "AHA!!" item, no error. He dinged his knee farting around on a Segway in Japan. He also busted a rib.

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    That's gonna hurt the wallet...

    Brandt Snedeker 'shutting it down' indefinitely due to health problems

    By Dan Kilbridge August 16, 2017 12:32 pm


    It’s been a rough summer for Brandt Snedeker. The 36-year-old hasn’t played since a T-14 finish at the Travelers Championship in June due to injury, and announced Wednesday he is shutting it down indefinitely in order to get healthy.

    “I would first like to thank everyone for their well wishes over the last few weeks, it has meant a lot to me,” Snedeker posted on Twitter. “Unfortunately I have not progressed in my rehab like we would have hoped and therefore will be shutting it down for an indefinite period of time until I get back to 100% healthy. My sternum joint has become unstable and does not allow me to hit a golf ball without pain. My medical team and I are looking into every option to get me back to playing as soon as possible. It pains me to not be out there on tour competing, but at this time, my health needs to be my priority. Thanks again for all the support and I look forward to getting back on tour as soon as possible.”

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    Poor Brandt.
    What's next , book tour or tv sports announcer?..
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=piUHrmTSneQ

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    Hey Unca, just received my latest copy of Golf magazine and there's a story on your cousin in it. After you get over this storm we're having, you should head on down to your local news stand a pick a copy up.
    "Damnation seize my soul if I give your quarters, or take any from you."

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    supplement your income, get a case of the magazines, get him to autograph them at Thanksgiving, and sell them on ebay

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